England V Scotland – The Comedy Show
Friday 10th July 2026

EHP THEATRE COMPANY PRESENT THE BEST IN UK COMEDY IN AN EPIC DUEL OF ENGLISH COMEDIANS V SCOTTISH COMEDIANS!

‘THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER’ – NOT A CHANCE!
WHICH OF THE TWO OLD ENEMIES IS THE FUNNIEST?

LEAVE THE FOOTBALL MATCH FOR THE PITCH AND LET’S PUT THE COMEDY MATCH ON THE STAGE!!

Will the English comedians conquer your funny bones?
Will Scotland’s comedians win the audience over on foreign soil!

Join us for an amazing night of laughter and friendly banter as we lead up to another summer of huge football disappointment – we can at least all have a laugh about it!

TEAM ENGLAND are represented by HAL CRUTTENDEN, DARREN HARRIOTT & JOHN ARCHER!

TEAM SCOTLAND are led by GARETH MUTCH & PAUL PIRIE!

Get your tickets for the Match of the day!!

Please Note – that although we endeavour to keep the show line up as advertised there is the rare occasion where the line up could change if this occurs the replacement comedian will be of equal measure.

 

Performances

Fri 10 Jul
8:15pm
£28.50
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ADDITIONAL INFO

Age guidance: Suitable for Ages 18+
Running time: 2 hours

All companion/carer tickets must be booked through Nimbus. Please see here for more information.

The Box Office is open Monday to Saturday from 10:30am to 1:30pm, and an hour before performances start. Outside these opening hours, messages can be left on our voicemail. See our Terms and Conditions for Ticket Sales.

Wheelchair designated spaces are available at the rear of the auditorium and are available by contacting the Box Office. Patrons who wouldn’t be able to attend the theatre without accompaniment are eligible for one free companion ticket, these also can only be booked via Box Office. See Accessibility for more information.

Performances with an age guidance of all ages offer Babe in Arms tickets for children aged 0-18 months free of charge and Lap Tickets for children aged 18-36 months for £3.00. These can be booked through our Box Office. We also have a limited number of Booster Seats available for £1 which can be rented at the kiosk.

See Getting Here for more information on how to find us.

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